shining brilliant awesome as always. From the back of one of Newman’s cartons…
LEGEND:
The marathon in Africa…I’m halfway out and barely chugging. Mountain coming! Liquid needed! What’s around? Water’s bitter! Beer’s flat! Gator, blah blah!…Fading fast. Then a vision – sweet Joanna! – Tempting me with pale gold nectar…Lemon is it? Yes, by golly! Lemonade? No, Lemon aid!… Power added! Asphalt churning!… Cruising home to victory! Hail Joanna! Filched the nectar (shameless hustler) – in the market – Newman’s Own.
From the back of a Pink Virgin Lemonade carton, to be exact. Is that not shining brilliant awesome? I actually think, if I could be paid to do stuff like writing things like that, I would be down for a career in marketing..maybe. Maybe for little while.
I enjoyed this. I like how it is put together.
Thank you!
Newman was made of win, as was everything he did. :)
Yes, absolutely!
I mean, the man made the world so much better AND raced cars. Can’t beat that.